Bad days and fishnets

"Bad days" are the pinnacle of first world problems. In the scheme of all problems, my bad day wasn't even a drop in the bucket, but it was enough to get me down. Generally, I try not to let days like these get to me especially when parts of it are medically caused(though I think a few of my friends, who are kind enough to listen to me whine, may be to differ). I know that I am truly fortunate, and that is where I prefer to let my thoughts lie.

So, I moved onto more "important" (hahaha) things, as in I have nothing to wear for pimps and hos night at kickball. I mean what thirty year old woman has no "ho" attire in her closet?!?!? No fishnets, no leopard print, no skin tight Lycra - nothing. (Okay, maybe I do have some heeled thigh high boots, but can I really manage to wear those for kickball - haven't committed to that yet!) 

What is a woman to do? Ahhh, yes, the internet - wealth of knowledge please tell me what I can wear for pimps and hos night. No, I don't want to be directed to Ebay. No, I don't want to look at your shopping for hos. Dammit! Stop trying to sell me s&*t! Reasonably, I must have something in my closet that should be passable, oh wait I have no Lycra, no leopard print, and no fishnets perhaps not. Search again. Costume ideas for pimps and hos night.  No, I don't want to be directed to Ebay. No, I don't want to look at your shopping for hos. Dammit! Stop trying to sell me s&*t! Okay, lets try being "creative" and searching for thrift store costume ideas - BUST! But at least they stopped trying to sell me s&*t. 

Now I sit still pondering what to wear for pimps and hos night and the practicality of that in order to clear up a few bad days. My reminder to you - be honest with your thoughts, keep things in perspective, and fishnets will always cause a few smiles!